darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
A girl's fb status.
willowtreefree: shoshannanicole: “When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead. … My body is shaking from the laugh that wants to erupt